John Thomson

John Thomson

🎂 2nd April 1969 (56 yrs) 📍 Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

Biography

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John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.

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John Thomson

🎬 Movies Featuring John Thomson

Fackham Hall

Fackham Hall (2025)

as Bill
The People Before

The People Before (2025)

as Knotweed Man
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy (2023)

as Self
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa (2023)

as Self
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After (2022)

as Plank
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More (2022)

as Self
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs (2022)

as Self
Last Train to Christmas

Last Train to Christmas (2021)

as Vic
Les Dawson Lost Tapes

Les Dawson Lost Tapes (2021)

as Self
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! (2021)

as Narrator
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years (2020)

as Self
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020)

as Himself, Various Characters
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped (2019)

as Narrator
7 Up & Me

7 Up & Me (2019)

as Self
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story (2019)

as Himself
Dying Laughing

Dying Laughing (2017)

as Self
Caroline Aherne at the BBC

Caroline Aherne at the BBC (2016)

as Self - Presenter
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle (2016)

as Kevin Ruddock
Grimsby

Grimsby (2016)

as Bob Tolliver
Billionaire Boy

Billionaire Boy (2016)

as Len
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Fungus The Bogeyman (2015)

Northern Soul

Northern Soul (2014)

as Terry
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The Power of Darts (2013)

as Narrator (voice)
Help Point

Help Point (2013)

as Stephen
Dementamania

Dementamania (2013)

Pulp

Pulp (2013)

as Dave Burns
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas (2012)

as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke (2012)

as Himself
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa (2010)

as Self
The Road to Coronation Street

The Road to Coronation Street (2010)

as Harry Kershaw
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley (2009)

as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Inkheart

Inkheart (2008)

as Darius
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' (2007)

as Self - Narrator (voice)
The Dealer

The Dealer (2006)

as Bat
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

as Mr. Windfall (voice)
Fat Slags

Fat Slags (2004)

as Foreman
Appointment with Dr. Terrible

Appointment with Dr. Terrible (2003)

as Interviewee – Actor
24 Hour Party People

24 Hour Party People (2002)

as Charles
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Station Jim (2001)

as Harold
Dog Eat Dog

Dog Eat Dog (2001)

as Football Coach
Born Romantic

Born Romantic (2000)

as First Cab Driver
The Flint Street Nativity

The Flint Street Nativity (1999)

as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show (1999)

as Self
You Are Here

You Are Here (1998)

as Peter Keggy
The Fast Show Live

The Fast Show Live (1998)

Up 'n' Under

Up 'n' Under (1998)

as Stan
The Man Who Knew Too Little

The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)

as Dimitri
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The Girl with Brains in Her Feet (1997)

as Mr. Loughborough
Roger Roger

Roger Roger (1996)

as Barry
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon (1996)

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Dangerous Lady (1995)

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995)

as Nathan
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Pauline Calf's Wedding Video (1994)

as Fat Bob
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Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era (1994)

as Simon Joke
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994)

as Bernard Right On/Various
Paul Calf's Video Diary

Paul Calf's Video Diary (1993)

as Fat Bob
The Weekenders

The Weekenders (1992)

as Policeman 1
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Nightborn (N/A)